The story to match will come in a bit--

a little something about my favorite cousin in the world-- Amy! :)
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Airline Amy - Wierd Al

Met this pretty young stewardess
on a non-stop flight
She showed me to my seat
and it was love at first sight

Now lately I've been flying
to all kinds of places I never really wanted to go
Cause I'll do anything just to spend a little time
With the cutest flight attendant I know

Whoa, you set my ever loving heart of fire
Airline Amy
Tell me I'm your favorite frequent flyer
Airline Amy

Found a little piece of heaven
on a 747
No one else can take me higher
then Airline Amy

Everyone of our dates
is at 30,000 feet
she always point out the exits to me
she's so sweet

You know she gets me my head phones for free
Refills my coffee cup whenever I ask
And you gotta admit my baby looks real hot
When she's wearing that oxygen mask

You know you set my ever-loving heart on fire
Airline Amy
Tell me I'm your favorite frequent flyer
Airline Amy
Found a little piece of heaven
on a 747
No one else can take me higher
than Airline Amy

Amy, darling, don't you know
you really drive me nuts
every time you're handing out
those honey-roasted peanuts

Airline Amy, this is my new mission
Gotta get you in an upright, locked position!!

You set my ever-loving heart on fire
Airline Amy
Tell me I'm your favorite frequent flyer
Airline Amy
Found a little piece of heaven
on a 747
No one else can take me higher
then Airline Amy

You set my ever-loving heart on fire
Airline Amy
You're the only woman I desire
Airline Amy
Found a little piece of heaven
on a 747

No one else can take me higher than Airline Amy!
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Song(s) to d/l:
Airline Amy - Wierd Al
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger - Daft Punk
Changes vs. Man in the Mirror - Tupac & Michael Jackson