Back to the funny semi-fictional stories :)
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"Excuse me sir, have you seen Mark's butt?"

One day it was rather bland
Down the street in the plastic land.
There sat a girl with a mission
To what it was, there was no admissioin
To save face
we'll call her, hmm, Kate!

But it was soon found out
What her job was
It was to search and search
For Mark's butt.

She didn't understand
Why her boss would ask
for her to run around
and find someone's ass

Was it lost?
Was it taken?
Was it real a butt?
Or just a big slab of bacon?

But needless to say
It was her task to complete
And she couldn't leave it to be done
Later that week.

So she walked down the rows
Past the empires of six feet
And investigated what may have happened
Looking for a leak

She asked Carol,
"Have you seen a butt
without an owner?"
And Carol said, "WHAT?"

She continued on
and went up to Jen
"Have you seen a missing butt?"
She asked again.

No one knew or
wanted to talk
about this butt of Mark's
That is apparently lost.

After hours of searching
Dozens of holes peered in
She was just about ready
to give in.

And just then
Deb walked in
With a stack in her hand
and a grin.

"Here you go Kate
The papers you couldn't find
I didn't think it would be that hard a task
When this morning I had it in mind"

Kate sat there baffled
A little unsure
Cause she was positive
It wasn't papers she was searching for

But Deb continued talking
And Kate couldn't believe what she had to say
"Mark Butt dropped them off to me
Earlier in the day"

"I thought you could find him
without lots of trouble
But he waited all day for you
then delivered them to be on the double"

And Kate's face couldn't help
But turn bright red
At how she mustn't have heard right
What Deb had said.

"But.. but.. i thought"
stuttered Kate
"You know what Deb
It's me you're gonna hate!"

"I thought you said it was
"Mark's butt" I should find
And I went around all day
thinking I was out of my mind!"

Deb just laughed
as she strode out to her car
and yelled back to Kate
"You see how you are!?"

And there Kate sat
with her work in a stack
Laughing at the thought
of Mark Butt's ass.

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Quote of the time-being: "Put a llama in your life!"
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Song(s) to d/l:
Happy - Five for Fighting
Tonight is the Night I Fell Asleep at the Wheel - BNL
Return of the Atari - eFunk