on comes Chapter 2 in the weekly saga of funniness and futility... my goal since the robot ships tues at 5pm is to start updating daily once again.. with the saturday installments of these random bits of psuedo-fiction

if you ever find one about yourself.. don't take offense.. it's all in good fun :):) you can feel free to write stories of me too :-P

fyi on the robot.. that puppy looks sweet.. it's 5lbs overweight.. but it's all good.. we can get that off... the SpiderGoat will ride ;-)
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This week's story-ish

My Friend Kate is a Hand Holding Whore

I have this friend
Her name is Kate
She has no boys
that she dates
but whenever she sees one
she thinks is a stud
she grabs onto their hand
as if she's a glove

sometimes they care
and sometimes they don't
but once she's got you,
let go she won't

she isn't a slut
she's rather pure
it just seems to be
she's a hand holding whore

in bowling alleys
she doesn't want the balls
points don't matter
not one bit, at all...

just get a cute boy
within arms reach
and Kate has her strike
for the rest of the week

Sweaty palms
are just no match
For a girl with a plan
and a strong grip attached

then in his woodchuck
after the fact
the boys always say
it was her solo act
but according to her
they squeezed back

so still to this day
it remains to be seem
how Kate can be good
and bad on the scene

such a nice girl
with a somewhat awkward way
that into a boy's
her hands seem to sway

so the saga of the whore
forever lengthens
just watch out
you may be the next victim

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Kato knows I love her! And she was always begging me to write about it...

Next week stay tuned for a little story about "Airline Amy"

Song(s) to d/l:
Just a Girl - No Doubt
I Touch Myself - (don't know who sings)
She's Got A Way - Billy Joel