mucha cha!

my old website used to have this whole section of funny pickup lines. it was great. i was just reading through some of it again and it made me laugh. thereforst i decided to share a sampling with you!

enjoy! :)

Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?

I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?

Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.

I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate.

I'm drunk.

Would you like to see me naked ??

Are my undies showing? Answer:"No." You:"Would you like them to?

I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?

I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?

I'm not actually this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet.

Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?

Buy me a beer, will ya hon?

You look like my mommy. I like my mommy.

What the hell are you looking at?

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

Were you staring at my crotch?

Like Motel 6, I'll leave the light on for you.