tonight's craziness courtesy of jfly--

"Can I be Danny DeVito and you be Arnold Schwartzenagger (sp? whatever)? ..Hey, we both get cute chicks at the end.."

"If only my door went both ways, like I do.."

colleen: "We need to get business cards like Timmy has"
jen(n): "No, we need to get men"
colleen: "We can get them by giving them our business cards!"

that new show 'my life is a sitcom'.. me and jen(n) need to be on that.. cause it's sooo funny when this stuff happens.... "hold on a sex.."