so i went into jen(n)'s room and she asked if she was supposed to entertain me or if i was supposed to entertain her (or myself i guess).. and she said i could tell her a story or something...... and so the following is what happened.....

colleen: there once was a pirate named jeff. and he had a dog.

jen(n): instead of parrot?

c: yes

j: did he sit on his shoulder? how big is this dog?

c: he's as big as your imagination wants him to be

j: i want him to be small.. like 4 inches tall

c: fine, he was a really small.... chi-wow-wa (i can't spell). and his name was... poop-bucket. and they had a boat named sniffles. and they were out on the water.but they weren't supposed to be on the water, they were supposed to be in the boat. so jeff drowned. and poop-bucket became a fish.

j: (laughing) a fish?

c: yeah, he was small enough. he learned to swim.