These days there just is no justice. People are forever taking things the wrong way, using things not with which the manner they were intended, and simply just not being fair to all things in the world.

Take bananas for example. A fruit; an excellent source of potassium; just one "sector" of the complete breakfast that can be enhanced by eating with the various foods you see on Saturday morning cereal commercial.

But bananas just don't have it fair. Mention banana in the wrong group and all hell breaks loss. Everyone perceives it to mean "something else." As if there is some underlying meaning of bananas. As if they have some alternate motive and the farmers when harvesting back in the day got together and thought, "Wouldn't it be funny if we made a fruit that was shaped like a...."

Next thing you know there are stories about.. "And then one day, at culinary camp, I stuck a banana..."

And then the monkeys. Bring the poor monkeys into the mix and it's just crazed lunancy.

The bananas and monkeys deserve better than this. They need proper and regular harvesting and grooming; they need to be fresh and ripe and the proper color; they need to be petted, nutured and taken care of.

Your banana deserves better, don't you think?

(if this sucks, don't blame me.. jim wanted me to write about bananas)
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Song(s) to d/l:
Breakfast at Tiffany's - Deep Blue Something
American Pie - Don McLean